This went through numerous title choices before settling on this, simultaneously an apt description and an homage to another “Holiday Special” that had nothing to do with any particular real holiday. We’ve got fan fiction, we’ve got classic saucer poetry, we’ve got all three of our regular guest voices–Sasha, Roberta, and Nelson–along for the ride, we’ve got something a bit light and fun (hopefully) before coming back in the New Year.

Well, the poem “Experiments” is any thing but fun. Depending on how you define “fun.”

Enjoy whatever holidays you’re celebrating, if any, and thanks for being with us throughout 2019.

NOTE: There was supposed to be a clip of Bea Arthur from certain sci fi franchise’s Holiday Special in here, but the Cheeso Media legal team advised against it!